he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
my liver is dry heaving
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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