we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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