i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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