I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
