We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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