my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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