And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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