Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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