This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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