One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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