u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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