I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
