I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
