So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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