Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
do nipples grow back?
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