Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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