Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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