I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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