then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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