the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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