I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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