Your tits are I can't wait for
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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