That's intense
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
So many bounce houses so little time
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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