me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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