Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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