judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
