I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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