he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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