This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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