My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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