This girl is more easily done than said...
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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