thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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