Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
the day after is always just damage control
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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