I just saw a hot homeless man
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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