Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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