Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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