This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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