im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
