Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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