MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
porn star boner night. come get it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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