no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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