You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Randomize
