Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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