just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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