theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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