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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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