Porn is love you can see.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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