The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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