So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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