True but thats because hes a fetus.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He did a backflip because drugs
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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