my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
