where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
