I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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