HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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