Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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