His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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