We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Terrible idea I love it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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