A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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